Fill our bowls with freeze-dried liver,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Watch our noses start to quiver,
Please add bits of cheese and bacon,
Happy wags our tails are makin',
Sniff the gifts and shred the wrapping,
'Round the Christmas tree go FRAPping*
Swipe a slurp of grandma's eggnog
Then relax and be a bedhog
